and he resolved to do different

Resolutions for the coming year

1) Continue to not smoke tobacco

2) Stop swearing at the boxes of stuff I have to move in a couple of weeks, it really isn't the boxes fault.

3) Mudpuddlers world tour 2011 is game on

4) Write a pissyourpants funny stand up routine and perform it at an open mic session

5) Finish the following things
a) The Pete and Lizzie novel
b) The short stories I have mapped in my noggin
c) The campaign for the restoration of the first floor caning team

6) Activate Fitness Dave '11!

7) Grow a set and tell 'someone' if it transpires I am crazy about them

8) Further demolition of depression and coping with OCD admirably

9) Laugh, regularly, and in a contagious fashion

10) Stop doing lists of 10 things which we all know is because the OCD hates irregular numbers

11) ha! Up yours, mental illness