The world's most inappropriate ad agency.

Welcome to the dynamic world of Out Of Order Adverts. Our aim is to increase your profit margin by appealing to the lowest common denominator and basest instincts of your proto-human client bases. To achieve this, we propose to find new, exciting and offensive ways of poking your product directly into the eyes of the audience, possibly coated in salt or a harsh abrasive. Below are a selection of innovative ideas that our crack team of crack heads advertising gurus have come up with, and if you are interested in our services, we will send a man in a gorilla suit to discuss this further at your convenience. Do not feed him. Seriously.

Danny Baker and the washing powder challenge - Danny Baker goes to the doorstep of random housewives and punches them in the face, repeatedly then chases them around the garden for an hour throwing a variety of breakfast and dinner dishes at them. Danny will then prove your powder really can tackle blood, sweat, gravy and eggs.

Alcocopops campaign - We propose to plagiarise the concept of Coco the monkey (he lives in the jungle, not in a zoo you know) and have him inform young adolescents of the joys of alcopops - this will be a slightly more grown up Coco (complete with wicked trainers and a generally crap attitude) who will probably still appeal to younger children, however we don't really care, and nor does Coco, you gotta start boozin' some time.

Gordon Brown advertises Twiglets - Former PM and all round idiot Gordon Brown will march along a line up of sweet old ladies and declare before each one 'You're a bigot' - at the end of the line he will come across a a Twiglet and do that rictus grin thing before declaring 'and you're a Twiglet!' Tagline - know your Twiglets from your bigots.

John Terry's The Smell of Cuckolds - John Terry launches a new fragrance for men called the Smell of Cuckolds and is shown in the bedroom of a man spraying himself with the Eau De Cologne doing his wife from behind whilst she wears his Chelsea shirt.

The inverse coffee campaign - A new take on the will they won't they coffee ads of the past. Our unattractive couple will refuse to drink your brand and over a number of months and years the campaign will show how their lives disintegrate in graphic and sometimes frightening detail. Tagline 'Losers don't drink xxxxxx'