Saturday 7 August 2010

Wetting your pants is a sign of genuine appreciation, or incontinence

Time for a random list. I like a good laugh - and the following are the biggest generators of belly laughs I have come across in my (less than 40) years on the planet. Think about what makes YOU laugh, have you ever wet your pants because your neigbour suffered serious lacerations during a misjudged lawnmower interface? If you have, you are a dreadful human being and should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.

1) Joe Beesley and Cheeky Monkey on KMKY with Alan Partridge
2) The scene in Porky's where the staff are trying not to laugh about the request for a penis line-up
3) Someone attempting to interview me using a hairbrush as a mic (don't ask!)
4) The bit in Gregory's Girl where Gregory is late and playing pretend football in the playground as the staff look on
5) Also from Gregory's Girl - the high jumper in the background who can't get over the lowest setting
6) 95% of Blazing Saddles
7) Stiffler and the Bear's dance off in American Pie:The Wedding
8) Most of Blue Harvest and Something, Something, Something Darkside
9) William Shatner on the TV monitor in Airplane 2
10) David Lloyd taking one in the nuts on tour in Australia and retiring hurt unable to walk.

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